Shipping & Delivery Information

Shipping Artwork:

Welcome to False Alarm Art, where every piece packs as much punch as a WWE finisher! But getting your hands on these bold creations requires more than just clicking 'Add to Cart.' Shipping artwork is like navigating a high-stakes match—it’s tricky, heavy, and demands some serious care.

Shipping Costs:

Let’s get real: shipping artwork isn’t cheap. These aren’t your standard Amazon parcels; they’re statement pieces with some serious heft. The shipping cost depends on the size, weight, and distance your new treasure has to travel. If you’re eyeing a larger piece, prepare for a shipping fee that might make you gasp—don’t worry, though, it’s all about keeping your art safe!

Handling with Care:

Just like a drag queen’s makeup before a big performance, your art needs to be handled with care. I’ve learned the hard way that poor packing can lead to broken frames and shattered glass—not the kind of drama we want! Now, I take every precaution to wrap your art like the star it is. This means using more packing materials and, yes, higher shipping costs, but your piece deserves nothing less.

Local Delivery:

If you’re local to the Tampa Bay Area, I strongly recommend opting for local delivery. I’ll personally arrange to have your artwork delivered straight to your door, ensuring it arrives in perfect condition. It’s the best way to avoid any potential damage during long-distance shipping.

Uber Delivery:

Due to a condition that causes seizure-like symptoms, I’m not always able or comfortable driving. That’s why Uber is my go-to for local deliveries. This ensures your art gets the VIP treatment from my studio to your wall, without any risk to safety. The delivery cost will include the Uber fare for both drop-off and pickup of your artwork.

Location:

I’m based in Saint Petersburg, Florida, at 834 Jackson Street North. If you’re in the area, let’s arrange a local delivery that works for both of us—think of it as a special handoff from one art lover to another.

Shipping Earrings | Easy Shipping:

Shipping earrings is a breeze compared to artwork. These little gems are shipped in padded envelopes lined with bubble wrap, so they arrive just as fabulous as when they left. Plus, the shipping costs for earrings are much more manageable and predictable—no surprises here, just pure fabulousness!

If you have any questions or need a custom delivery arrangement, don’t hesitate to reach out! At False Alarm Art, we’re all about making sure your art and accessories get to you in the safest and most stylish way possible.