💥 Thank you for supporting my small but fierce art biz! Your purchase is one step closer to making the world more fabulous, one sassy item at a time. 💥

🖼️ All sales are final, darling. But don’t worry, you’re going to love your stuff as much as I loved making it! If there’s a problem with your order, don’t hesitate to bite a pillow and email me at support@getfalsealarmart.com.

🚚 Your art will be delivered with the care of a lip-sync performance - flawless and on point! If you opted for local delivery, get ready for a superstar drop-off.

💁‍♀️ Remember, you’ve just added a touch of drama to your life, and honey, the drama is here to stay! #ArtIsLife #FierceAndFabulous

XOXO,

False Alarm Art

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